A few years ago, I used to blog under a different account, It was general ramblings about the things that entered my head, nobody really read it, or took much notice. That was until I published a post called 10 reasons why Dating a Disabled Girl is the best thing you’ll Ever do.
It was a lighthearted piece, and I thought that like all the others it would never be read.
I published the post and thought no more of it.
A few days later, it had gone mental RTs via Twitter, countless shares Facebook and it was
even discussed by Men in my local. So here we are it’s 2014, and I am still single. I thought
I’d give you eligible men 49 reasons why dating me is just amazing..
Best Seat in the House
So your new girl is Disabled, . you can expect a lifetime of love and
happiness. Not only that but if she loves music like I do, you will go to gigs. No longer will you have to crane to see the stage. On the cabbage patch is where you will sit, closer than ever to the stage with handy access to the bar!
OK Wanna go to Alton Towers?.. I can queue jump and fast track us through.. .Just promise me you’ll hold my hand!
Bizarre as this may may sound but according to government Disabled People are exempt from hose pipe bands. Long hot Summers and a water fight.. How much fun! Oooops you got your shirt wet…
Shut up and Drive
I live in the Midlands, we have a toll road that many moan about paying for.. Disabled Girlfriend to the rescue, Free pass lets go for a drive. You gotta fast car? is it
fast enough so we can drive away?
Come Fly With Me
Get treated like a VIP at airports… First on the plane and last off we beat the crowds and take it easy
Because racing trolleys in theSupermarket at 2am when drunk is so last season… Wheelchairs are far more superior and don’t have wonky wheeels!
My house is equipped with Gadgets to help me round the house, be it a through floor lift a personal washing toilet, massive wet room or a bed that sits you up, loving me could feel futuristic
I have dealt with massive amounts of crap in my life, whether it be . discrimination or just personal frustration I have always been massively determined,and apparently Men like a Woman who knows her own mind?
Always smiling, always polite
Your Mother is going to Love Me….
The Wheelchair has and always will be a magnet for weirdos, I will head this upto any suitors right now. There is no escaping the fact that I will get accosted and occasionally offended by the odd twat. I am however an expert in remaining polite and and nice, I’m just the kinda girl you could take home to your Mum.
Human Shopping Trolley Never again will have the trolley or basket dilemma, load me up I can fit an ironing board on my knee… No sweat!
Because well my shoes last forever… If I ever by some miracle gain the ability to walk though you may be in big trouble!
Just the right height
For passing you items stored in low cupboards… What else did you think??!
Be a hero
Prepare to be a Saint, select members of the public will see you with me and think you’re a hero because your . dating a wheelchair user.. Bless ‘em
with celebrities Famous folk love a disabled person, it makes them look good and gives a warm fuzzy feeling… If they meet me, they’ll also meet you! Friend to the stars and a gorgeous girl.. Are you Brad Pit??
Make your life easier
You may not think that I can teach you how you can make life easier, but I can, Years of finding simple tasks a slight struggle have meant I have done things my own way…
You be surprised what I can open with just my teeth!
Get out of boring parties
By claiming access is a problem. No further point needed
Never use stairs again
Love in an Elevator was written about me.. Possibly
Make Dancing Fun
With the added bonus of wheels we can really impress at Parties… Or, if I maybe so a forward, we’ll have a memorable first dance…
Discounts, freebies whatever you call em you will never pay full price on a day out again
We are geniuses
All the power that should go to my legs has to go somewhere, my boobs and brains bore the brunt.. Mainly my boobs if I’m honest
Have a story to tell the kids Life is never ever boring and I’m
sure you will have a million stories that had us in fits of giggles. I promise this to be
I am not pathetic
I’m not a weak pathetic person, even if this list doesn’t convince you life will be great. I am stronger than most and very very resilient
We think outside the box
Disabled People are amazing at seeing the bigger picture, there is no problem we can’t face. Depends on the angle you approach it!
I can take a joke
Hello… I made a list!
Frequent New Cars
Disabled people who qualify for Motibility get to change there cars every three years. I can’t drive so you’ll have too… I may get you a suit and hat….I do like a man in a suit…
I know fluent BSL and can teach you … We can have public conversations in private!
I am driven and determined, passion sits hand in hand with everything I do, my legs may not work but it will never ever stop me from leading a normal life that is something I am passionate about and I like to think I’m passionate in every aspect of life
I’ll never look a mess
Many disabled people plump for comfort over style, Jogger bottoms and no make up.. This will never be me
I can stand up for myself
I have dealt with enough discrimination to have a cutting remark in response to some jerk though it would be nice to have a gentlemen defend my honor occasionally
I’m always happy to talk
You might have to kiss me shut me up…
I’m much more than wheels
I am not defined by wheels and never will be..
You’ll never forget me
How can you possibly forget a gal in a wheelchair with crazy hair who goes around proclaiming to be a Wonder Woman
I got plans.. Big plans
I am the first one to poke fun at this situation. I will often pull a leg or two when asked how I became disabled. Saving kids in Africa makes them stand open mouthed
I’m no scrounger
Despite my barriers, I have a job I love. It’s not fancy or big hitting but I enjoy
it, I won’t ask you for money
Because having a difficulty makes it easy to be a creative power, difference is good. If you know what I mea…
I live for today
I know how easy life can change, in a blink of an eye. Live for today and make
every second count
We are amazing in a crisis
I honestly amaze myself at the strength and outward calm that washes . over me in times of panic.. Keep calm, because you’re gonna be fine
I hate people feeling sorry for me
Don’t call me an inspiration. This is my life and I have never known any different. I am no soldier voluntary fighting in a war
My own keys for public loos. Winner
My friends are the best in the world and my family are the greatest in the
universe my loyalty doesn’t stop there, there’s a place for my better half…
We aren’t bothered about public staring at us
I believe they’ll be staring at us because we are so beautiful together or what a lucky fella you are
Discounted TV license for us! Wooo
Mothers love me
I will be a hit.. Guaranteed
Life is too short to row
Make love, not war. I know more than out how soon people can leave, through choice or not don’t spend your time miserable. Snog me instead
Maybe this should be reason number 1
Every day is Orange Wednesday
My Companion gets in free with me on a trip to the cinema… Popcorn is on you…
So there ya go…
49 reasons why Dating me is a fantastic idea whatdya think.. Fancy a date?